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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.

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Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.
Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
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Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly that Pythagoras wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle.
Yo momma so stupid she broke her foot with a car battery, trying to drop acid!

Yo mama's so ugly she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.
Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war!
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo mama so fat they couldn't get her through the Golden Gate Bridge!

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