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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!
  • Teeth
  • Submitted by: >>------>
Yo mama so stank when she sits on bread dough, it rises.
Yo mama's so hairy Uhura tried to keep her as a pet!
Yo momma so fat when she lays down stunt men try to jump over her.
Yo momma's so healthy that medical textbooks use her x-rays to demonstrate what perfect bone structure should look like.


Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
  • Got
  • Submitted by: grzegorz
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
  • Sport
  • Submitted by: grant
Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good
Yo mama's so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
Yo mamma's so ugly her tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face.

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