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Yo mama so statist, she loves paying income taxes.
Yo mama's so fat she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat she needs a roadmap to find her ass.
Yo mama's so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.
Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
Yo mama's so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mama's so fat that when she throws herself into a chair, it's an 8.5 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so lazy her patron is a sloth.
Yo mama so ugly that she broke everything in the mirror store.