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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



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Yo mamma's so big Mega Horn hits every time.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
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Yo mama's so fat she sell shade.
Yo mama's so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"
Yo mama's muscle-to-fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.


Yo mama's so OLD..... Zombies don't want to eat her, because her flesh is more rotten than THEIRS!
Yo mamma's so slow I thought slowpoke was using Quick Attack.
Yo mama so fat splash attack actually does damage!
Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.
Yo mama's so old she knew gandalf when he was a baby

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