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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



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Yo mama so statist, she loves paying income taxes.
Yo mama's so fat she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat she needs a roadmap to find her ass.
Yo mama's so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.
Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
  • House
  • Submitted by: canoodle


Yo mama's so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mama's so fat that when she throws herself into a chair, it's an 8.5 on the Richter scale.
  • So fat
  • Submitted by: Nat Gilliam
Yo mama so lazy her patron is a sloth.
Yo mama so ugly that she broke everything in the mirror store.

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