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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



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Yo momma's so fat she saw a school bus drive by and screamed “Catch that twinkie”
Yo mama's so cold she sweats helium.
Yo mama so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
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  • Submitted by: Don Kirkman
Yo momma's so fat she's known as The Girl Who Weighted.


Yo momma's so fat her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Yo mamma so tall she tripped on a rock in Minnesota and fell in Florida
Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo momma's so old she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.
Yo mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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  • Submitted by: Mark

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