Yo Mama Food Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama food jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  • Submitted by: Blackmore
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
Yo mama so dumb she thinks brownies are people with brown skin.
Yo mama so fat she ate a burger in 1 bite.
  • Submitted by: Jenna
Yo mama so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet.


Yo mama so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
  • Submitted by: Beau
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
  • Submitted by: Anglea
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on her diet pills.
  • Submitted by: Carson
Yo mama so fat she stuffed a turkey with her fat.
  • Submitted by: Don Kirkman
Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a job at Ihop wiping pancakes across her forehead.


Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it.
Yo mama so fat that you don't see her eat, you see blurry motions.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck like a package of hotdogs.
Yo mama so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds milkshake.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
  • Submitted by: Dona

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