Yo Mama Animal Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama animal jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
Yo mama owes my dog some change.
Yo mama so fat a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.
Yo mama so fat she tied a snake and made it into her bracelet.
Yo mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
Yo mama so fat that she sweats more than a dog in a chinese restaurant.
Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming a boy said "look mom a whale!"
Yo mama so fat when the people push her into the water there isn't enough room for the whales.
Yo mama so stupad she thinks sonic is an animal hedgehog with no shoes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mama so stupid that if you asked her for a pet she would give you a human.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a hungry pit bull off a meat truck.
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