Yo Mama Fashion Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama fashion jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



I saw Yo mama walking down the street wearing just one shoe...I said "have you lost a shoe?"....she said "no, I found one!!!"
  • Submitted by: Connor
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming
  • Submitted by: Corey
Yo mama so stupid she walks down the road with one shoe on and when you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, "No, I found one."
  • Submitted by: Cédric
Yo mama wears a combat boots to bed at night.


Yo mama's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
  • Submitted by: Adalberto
Yo mama's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent.
  • Submitted by: Uncle Joe
Yo mama's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
  • Submitted by: Depravity
Yo mama's so fat if she got your shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!


Yo mama's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
  • Submitted by: Haggard
Yo mama's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo mama's so fat she can't tie her own shoes.
  • Submitted by: Saul
Yo mama's so fat she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
  • Submitted by: Jannik

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