Yo Mama Miscellaneous


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama miscellaneous for children of all ages, teens and adults.



At least my mother gets up to work in the morning.
  • Submitted by: Stan
Hey now let's get off momma's since we all know I got off yours last night!
  • Submitted by: FreakingKool
I saw Yo momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
  • Submitted by: Henry Lien
I seen Yo mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
I told Yo momma to act her age so she keeled over and died.
  • Submitted by: (_x_)


I'm not here... but Yo mama's ;-)
  • Submitted by: Francesca
The only way to get from point A to point B is around Yo mama's fat ass.
  • Submitted by: Haylee Clarke
What's the difference between Yo mama and a 747? About 20 pounds.
What's the difference between Yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair.
What's the difference between Yo momma and a walrus? One has whiskers and smells of fish... the other one is a walrus!


Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.
  • Submitted by: dead
Yo mama is so funny that she makes a yo chubby coon.
  • Submitted by: SirBagel
Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap
Yo mama realizes that the fact that you're crying means she's already given you something to cry about.
Yo mama so butch even her pool table has no balls.

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