Yo Mama Geographic Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama geographic jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi
  • Submitted by: Powerman
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat she got arested for cuasing the eartquake in china.
Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
  • Submitted by: Dillon
Yo mama so fat that her body fat percentage is above that of the total percentage of every human in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, combined.


Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
  • Submitted by: Sullivan
Yo mama so fat that went she stepped in the water, Thailand had to declare another tsunami warning.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the to of the Empire State Building, biplanes started flying around her and she tried to swat them down.
  • Submitted by: payhota
Yo mama so fat they couldn't get her through the Golden Gate Bridge!
Yo mama's so fat I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
  • Submitted by: rufus


Yo mama's so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
  • Submitted by: Cowboy
Yo mama's so fat she is the wall between Mexico and USA!
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat she tripped in the United States and fell on Canada!
  • Submitted by: nextresearch
Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
  • Submitted by: Roger Bacon

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