Yo Mama Money Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama money jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George Washington said o hail can you see, get your fat ass off me!
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.
Yo mama's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
  • Submitted by: MoneyMoney


Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.
  • Submitted by: Kai
Yo mama's so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
Yo mama's so fat that she gets group insurance.
  • Submitted by: XsilverX
Yo mama's so poor she doesn't even have a penny in Monopoly.
  • Submitted by: Sobol


Yo mama's so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo mama's so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama's so stupid she walked into a 99 cent store and asked for a price check.
  • Submitted by: NY
Yo mama's so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
  • Submitted by: Griffith
Yo mama's so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
  • Submitted by: Teresa

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