Yo Mama Music


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama music for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Yo mama so fat and old she knows firsthand the song "London Bridge came falling down" is based on true events.
  • Submitted by: stewart
Yo mama so fat she made One Direction go other direction.
  • Submitted by: Marvin
Yo mama so fat she said u cant touch this and the whole world did.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund!
  • Submitted by: robbie
Yo mama so ugly she made Justin Bieber say, "Never."


Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.
Yo mama's so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales stated to sing "We are family".
Yo mama's so fat that when she sings, it's over for everybody.
Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
  • Submitted by: Predator
Yo mama's so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.


Yo mama's so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
  • Submitted by: Loco
Yo mama's so stupid that she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks deadbeat is a type of music.
  • Submitted by: :)
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Mick Jagger was a breakfast sandwich!

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