Yo Mama Celebrities Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama celebrities jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Yo mama so hairy Michael Jackson bought she was Bubbles.
  • Submitted by: Richard S
Yo mama so old she dated Marco Polo.
  • Submitted by: Caiden
Yo mama so old she was a stripper for Christopher Columbus!
  • Submitted by: alvin
Yo mama so poor she married Michael Jackson.
  • Submitted by: kim
Yo mama so stupid Rebecca Black taught her Thursday comes before Friday!
  • Submitted by: oh-noooo


Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Yo mama So ugly she scared Michael Jackson.
  • Submitted by: Deacon
Yo mama so ugly that Rice Crispies won't even talk to her.
Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.
  • Submitted by: Moha
Yo mama's so fat Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.
  • Submitted by: michal


Yo mama's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
  • Submitted by: Gwenaëlle
Yo mama's so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom tried to give her a massage and got lost!
Yo mama's so fat Jenny Craig did a credit check.
Yo mama's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.
Yo mama's so fat she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.

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