Yo Mama Doctor Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama doctor jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
  • Submitted by: Connor
Yo mama smells so bad that the doctor diagnosed her with breath cancer.
  • Submitted by: Connor
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test by taking all of the drugs!
  • Submitted by: MoreFood
Yo mama so stupid she told the doctor she has a "buttcrack".
Yo mama so stupid when the doctor told her to burn some calories she set a fat kid on fire!


Yo mama so ugly not even surgery could fix her face.
Yo mama so ugly that the doctor slapped everyone in the room.
  • Submitted by: Sinister Dogs
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor looked at both her ass and her face and said, "Saimese twins!"
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I think it is a child..."
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor screamed, "Put it BACK! PUT IT BACK!!!"
  • Submitted by: Stephen


Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped the afterbirth by mistake.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mama, "If this thing doesn't start to cry in ten seconds, it was a tumor."
  • Submitted by: HayHay
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
  • Submitted by: to the end
Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.
  • Submitted by: kate_o

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