Yo Mama Kid Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama kid jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
Yo mama so fat she’s the reason African kids are starving
Yo mama so old when she sits in the back seat the kids don’t scream ‘are we there yet’ they scream ‘is she dead yet’.
Yo mama so ugly when she want the kids to play with her the kids don't want to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat as a kid, she couldn't play Hide-n-seek, just seek.
Yo mama's so fat she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
Yo mama's so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America!
Yo mama's so poor when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
Yo mama's so ugly she made the blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo momma so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the blind kids she made them cry.
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