Yo Mama Kid Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yo mama kid jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Yo mama so fat she’s the reason African kids are starving
Yo mama so old when she sits in the back seat the kids don’t scream ‘are we there yet’ they scream ‘is she dead yet’.
  • Submitted by: Gordon987
Yo mama so ugly when she want the kids to play with her the kids don't want to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat as a kid, she couldn't play Hide-n-seek, just seek.
Yo mama's so fat she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
  • Submitted by: mike

Yo mama's so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
  • Submitted by: Juv
Yo mama's so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America!
Yo mama's so poor when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
  • Submitted by: Tama
Yo mama's so ugly she made the blind kids cry.
  • Submitted by: Hugo Holland
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
  • Submitted by: Hehe
Yo momma so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
  • Submitted by: endrick
Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the blind kids she made them cry.

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