Yo Mama nerd


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  • Submitted by: Lincoln
A YIG oscillator can not vibrate near the frequency at which Yo mom has intercourse.
According to string theory, there are ten dimensions, four for us and the other six are for Yo mom.
I forked Yo mom last night, but then I had to rebase --hard.
  • Submitted by: Bubba
I tried to import Yo mom and received array out of bounds ...


If we were to code Yo mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //Yo mom's recursively fat.
Merging Yo momma's branches always causes merge conflicts.
  • Submitted by: Bubba
The infinite series of Yo mama from 0 to infinity is strictly diverging.
The integral of Yo mama's fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
The lateral equation of Yo mom compared to the circumference of two congruent circles equidistant from a center point is 5.
  • Submitted by: DD


The limit of Yo mama's ass goes to infinity.
The mass of Yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c.
  • Submitted by: Bubba
The topology of Yo mom's very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves.
  • Submitted by: eddi
The volume of Yo mama's an improper integral.
When I go down on Yo mama she returns a HTTP 413
  • Submitted by: Logan

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