Yo Mama so big


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Yo mama so big she looked on her own child and it looked like an ant.
Yo mama so big she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
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Yo mama so big she uses bowling balls for earrings.
  • Submitted by: oOoOoOo
Yo mama so big that it takes 3 satellites to track her.
Yo mama so big that when she stands up, half the city blacks out!
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Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.
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Yo mama so big they had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most."
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Yo mama so big when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
  • Submitted by: rock
Yo mama's so big she gets her toe nails painted at Macco
  • Submitted by: Jimmy
Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries.


Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.
Yo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher.
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Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
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Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
  • Submitted by: Paxton Moody

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