Yo Mama so dark


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Yo mam is so dark, when she got in my car last night the Oil light came on.
  • Submitted by: Fernando
Yo mama so black she went outside and the streetlights came on.
  • Submitted by: Rogue
Yo mama so black, when she was trying to move her TV at night they said “We have a GHOST!”
Yo mama's so black, she goes to funerals naked.
  • Submitted by: Dominik
Yo mama's so dark that her ass looks like two tires.


Yo mama's so dark that her nickname is midnight.
Yo mama's so dark that she bleeds molasses.
Yo mama's so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral.
  • Submitted by: Andrew
Yo mama's so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.
  • Submitted by: oP
Yo mama's so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk.


Yo mama's so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama's so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles.
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama's so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama's so dark that she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama's so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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