Yo Mama so fat


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Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat and old she sat on a toy airplane and invented the jet
  • Submitted by: Big-D
Yo mama so fat every time she walks she does the Harlem shake.
  • Submitted by: captain america
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial photo.
  • Submitted by: Affie01
Yo mama so fat her shadow even weighs 24 pounds.
  • Submitted by: DD


Yo mama so fat her stretch marks got stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat I had to look at her twice to see her once!
  • Submitted by: LeeMcBlaze
Yo mama so fat she bought a fur coat and the whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so fat she can fart past a minute.
Yo mama so fat she can't fit through the moon door.


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she got tiny little fat mama's orbiting around her.
  • Submitted by: Nagadhiraja
Yo mama so fat she had a refrigerator tied to her waste and everyone thought it was a pager.
Yo mama so fat she has a universe inside her stomach.
Yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!

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