Yo Mama so greasy


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Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid.
  • Submitted by: R Morrissey
Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam... and has a full time job at the' Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed.
  • Submitted by: (_x_)
Yo mama so greasy, she uses Crisco to wash her hair.
  • Submitted by: Ivan
Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
  • Submitted by: Miss Kitty
Yo mama's so greasy that her freckles slipped off.


Yo mama's so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
  • Submitted by: Darius99
Yo mama's so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
  • Submitted by: Briana
Yo mama's so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
  • Submitted by: Jessi
Yo mama's so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy that she sweats Crisco!
  • Submitted by: benjamin


Yo mama's so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!
  • Submitted by: Mr. Mistery
Yo mama's so greasy that she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
  • Submitted by: Romain G
Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!
  • Submitted by: Dong

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