Yo Mama so lazy


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Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn’t bother to pack you a lunch.
Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is “should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing”
Yo mama so lazy her patron is a sloth.
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Yo mama so lazy her to do list is one word long “nothing”.
Yo mama so lazy she doesn’t have a dining table, because she always eats in bed.


Yo mama so lazy she got a remote control just to operate her remote.
Yo mama so lazy she has a remote control to operate her remote control!
Yo mama so lazy she has a remote for the TV remote.
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Yo mama so lazy she has a stay-at-home job and still can't get to work on time!
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Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week.
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Yo mama so lazy she put a snooze button on her smoke alarm!
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Yo mama so lazy she undercooks ramen noodles.
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Yo mama so lazy she won the Netflix marathon.
Yo mama so lazy she won't empty the trash in her computer's recycle bin.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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