Yo Mama so nasty


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Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots.
  • Submitted by: Super
Yo mama so nasty she made `Righ Guard' turn left.
Yo mama so nasty she made `Sure' confused.
Yo mama so nasty she’s like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!
  • Submitted by: Olaf
Yo mama so nasty when she takes off her drawers, it sounds like Velcro!
Yo mama so nasty when she went to red lobster they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
  • Submitted by: Nguyen
Yo mama's so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty her parents wouldn't let her have a sandbox as a kid, 'cause the cats kept burying her.
Yo mama's so nasty her tits give sour milk.
  • Submitted by: Griffith
Yo mama's so nasty I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty she breeds crabs.
  • Submitted by: A. Rogati
Yo mama's so nasty she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so nasty she keeps a bag of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
  • Submitted by: Connor
Yo mama's so nasty she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
  • Submitted by: DarkLord

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