Yo Mama so short


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Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
  • Submitted by: Moria
Yo mama so short she needs a latter to touch the ground.
Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so short she can walk under the bed with high heels on.
  • Submitted by: Ratcliff
Yo mama's so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.


Yo mama's so short that she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short that she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short that she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
  • Submitted by: Kobe


Yo mama's so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
  • Submitted by: Tolya
Yo mama's so short that she has to look up to look down.
Yo mama's so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
  • Submitted by: blurp
Yo mama's so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Yo mama's so short that she models for trophys.
  • Submitted by: -oio-

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