Yo Mama so skinny


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Yo mama so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a quarter pounder with cheese
  • Submitted by: timberlake
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she uses a tie for a blanket.
Yo mama so skinny she uses Cheerios as a Hula Hoop.
  • Submitted by: R.I.P
Yo mama so skinny that when she went for a roll people thought the moon had crashed.


Yo mama's so skinney she got a run in her hose an she fell out.
  • Submitted by: Foster1234
Yo mama's so skinney she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards.
Yo mama's so skinny that her nipples touch.


Yo mama's so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.
Yo mama's so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama's so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.
  • Submitted by: =oOo=
Yo mama's so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
  • Submitted by: $$$$
Yo mama's so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

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