Yo Mama so statist


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Yo mama so statist she pasteurizes her own breast milk.
Yo mama so statist she's believes her health care is "FREE."
Yo mama so statist that she loves to leave her chains on after kinky loving.
  • Submitted by: henrik89
Yo mama so statist that when she sits around the house, she declares eminent domain.
Yo mama so statist, she calls her Welfare Check "her Salary."
  • Submitted by: FaceGold


Yo mama so statist, she loves paying income taxes.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama so statist, she thinks that government gun control stops violent shootings.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks the 2nd amendment means you can only carry a firearm while being a member of the National Guard.
  • Submitted by: Olmedo
Yo mama so statist, she thinks the US is a democracy.
  • Submitted by: Little king
Yo mama so statist, she wrote a thank you letter to BLM for saving the desert tortoise.
  • Submitted by: vicente


Yo mama's so statist - turning your air guitar up to 11 results in a noise violation.
  • Submitted by: Romeo
Yo mama's so statist she bcc's the NSA when she sends you email.
Yo mama's so statist she bombs her neighbors because they envy her freedom
Yo mama's so statist she called the cops when you refused to wipe your own ass.
  • Submitted by: Clara Gomes
Yo mama's so statist she canceled her cellphone to get an obama phone.

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