Yo Mama so tall


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Yo mama so tall her front door's the size of a castle's.
  • Submitted by: Ogden
Yo mama so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!
  • Submitted by: Hehe
Yo mama so tall she could 69 Bigfoot.
  • Submitted by: Dylan V
Yo mama so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama so tall she had to buy a car with a sun roof
  • Submitted by: Steven Martin


Yo mama so tall she has to take out the driver's seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
Yo mama so tall she looked down on mt. Everest.
  • Submitted by: shark
Yo mama so tall she makes Shaquille O'Neal look like Gary Coleman.
  • Submitted by: JW
Yo mama so tall she was arrested for blocking the orbit of the moon.
Yo mama so tall when I tell her to bend over she's still taller than me.
  • Submitted by: Simon


Yo mama so tall when she goes to the bathroom it takes a week for it to hit the ground!
  • Submitted by: kingjab
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball she drops the ball in the hoop.
  • Submitted by: Trey
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball, she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.
  • Submitted by: Jacob
Yo mama so tall when she stood near the giraffe she was asked would you marry me?
Yo mama so tall when she tripped over 4th Avenue, she landed on 12th!

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